Milkshakes, in review
The Cast - Jacob, David
Is there anything more to life than video gaems? We take to the streets to find out on this life-altering episode of the Machination Log.
The Rankings
This is the ordered list for a “small chocolate shake” at each establishment. Only places with drive-thru’s were considered.
Tastes obviously change from person to person, and so I think it’s important to note upfront that this list is, in fact, objectively accurate and perfect.
A tier
Culver’s
PDQ
B tier
Dairy Queen
Chick-fil-A
C tier
McDonald’s
Wendy’s*
D tier
Sonic
Checkers
F tier
Steak n Shake**
Burger King
Unknowns
Arby’s
* Wendy’s, at one point, had shakes (they might still at some locations). The place we went did not and we received a Frosty instead. As far as soft serve goes, it’s okay, but if you’re looking for the smooth creaminess of a shake, it’s not a great substitute.
** Steak n Shake’s specialty shakes are fine, but if you just order a chocolate shake (as we did for consistency’s sake) it is awful.
